Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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