super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm too high and old for this...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize