i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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