Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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