thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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