That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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