Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm jealous of your bromance
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
