Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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