I heard we made out
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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