Porn is love you can see.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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