So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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