I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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