went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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