drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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