i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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