He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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