The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
sarcasm needs its own font
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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