Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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