My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize