why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
