It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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