i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
my liver is dry heaving
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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