I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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