they need to just BURY HIM!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize
