its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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