I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Randomize
