Did you just see the Batmobile???
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I lost the right to judge tonight
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Randomize
