so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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