And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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