last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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