I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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