thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
it's like heaven, but drunker
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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