When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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