Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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