she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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