Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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