How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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