Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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