It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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