So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
they need to just BURY HIM!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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