I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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