It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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