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You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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