you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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