just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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