So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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