you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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