how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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