This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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