just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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