You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
