Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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