I want to make a zoo with you.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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