She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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