So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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