just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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