she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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