she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
