Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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