Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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