in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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