She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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