I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
last night I used snow as a chaser
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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